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Twins?
« Thread started on: Feb 27th, 2006, 12:04pm » |
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"??
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"?
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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